We Were Boxing on Mars...

Do you have a disturbance in the force at your house?  I don't.  But that is because I have a padowan, Jedi in training at my house.  The force is strong in him, Darth Vader told him that.  And we all know how honest Darth is.  

 He takes his light saber pretty much everywhere.  You never know when the dark side will attack.  Since the dark side knows where he lives, we are safe now. So, I thought I would offer up his services.  He needs to further his training.  We call him Liam, but he will also answer to Singleton (that is another story for another day).